Author Tim Barnett
Published on 02/01/2021
Bioethics

Worst Pro-Choice Argument I’ve Ever Seen

K Hole Adventurer uses an analogy to show that the pro-life position is silly—that it’s kind of like arguing for the rights of a worm. Now, an argument from analogy is a special kind of inductive argument. Basically, it reasons that because two things are similar, what is true of the first is also true of the second. 

Of course, no analogy is perfect—there will always be differences. But for an argument from analogy to work, the similarities have to be significant and the differences have to be superficial. But if the opposite is true—if the differences are significant and the similarities are superficial—well, then, we have a problem.

Unfortunately for K Hole, this is a false analogy. The argument doesn’t work because tapeworms and humans are really different. The similarities are superficial, but the difference is a big deal. And you already know what it is. It’s the difference between the value of worms and the value of humans. Killing a worm is not the same as killing a human being.

But there’s a second problem. The analogy misunderstands the pro-life argument. We are not saying that anything inside your body with a heartbeat that feels pain has a right to life. We are not pro-life because something has a heartbeat, or feels pain, or is inside your body. We are pro-life because abortion kills a human being inside her own mother’s body. Our argument is that human beings at any stage of development have intrinsic value and should not be killed. 

So, the tweet uses a faulty analogy to argue there’s an inconsistency in the pro-life view. But there is nothing inconsistent about pro-lifers being against killing human beings who are intrinsically valuable and being for killing tapeworms because they’re just worms. Get it?


Transcript

This surprisingly popular pro-choice challenge trades on the similarity between unborn humans and tapeworms. Yep, you heard me right. Tapeworms.

This is Red Pen Logic with Mr. B, where we help you assess bad thinking by using good thinking. And we like to have a bit of fun while we’re doing it.

In today’s tweet, K Hole Adventurer offers an analogy to show an inconsistency in the pro-life position.

(K Hole Adventurer...what does that mean?)

Here’s what he says, “If any of you pro-lifers get tapeworms, you better suck it up and be a good host, because tapeworms have a heartbeat and feel pain. It deserves a choice and it chose you...to be its mother.”

This tweet has over twenty thousand likes. Twenty thousand. Twenty thousand. That means over twenty thousand people read this tweet and thought it actually made sense. It’s because they don’t know the difference between an argument from analogy—good—and the false analogy fallacy—bad.

K Hole Adventurer uses an analogy to show the pro-life position is silly. It’s kind of like arguing for the rights of a tapeworm. Now, arguments from analogy are a special kind of inductive argument. Basically, it reasons that because two things are similar, what’s true of the first is also true of the second. Of course, no analogy is perfect. There are always going to be differences. But for an argument from analogy to work, the similarities have to be significant, and the differences have to be superficial. But if the opposite is true—if the differences are significant and the similarities are superficial— we have a problem. In K Hole’s tweet, he points to three explicit similarities between tapeworms and unborn humans.

First, they have a heartbeat. (Actually, tapeworms don’t have a heartbeat because they don’t have a heart. Maybe he’s thinking of earthworms. Let’s just overlook this for the moment.) Second, they both feel pain. Third, they’re both inside a human being. So whatever is true of a tapeworm, the argument goes, is also true of an unborn human being. If it’s okay to kill the tapeworm that has a heartbeat, feels pain, and lives inside the host, then it’s also okay to kill the unborn human that has a heartbeat, feels pain, and lives inside the mother. Are you still tracking with me?

Here’s the problem, and it’s a big one. This is a false analogy. The argument doesn’t work because tapeworms and humans are very different. I don’t know if you’ve noticed. The similarities are superficial, but the difference is a big deal, and you already know what it is. It’s the difference between the value of worms and the value of human beings. I’m not going too quickly here, am I?

Killing a worm is not the same thing as killing a human being. The analogy breaks down because tapeworms are not intrinsically valuable. They’re worms. No one thinks parasites have the same value as people. Which is why, by the way, when you’re backing your car out of the driveway on a rainy day, you check for toddlers, not worms.

Second, this analogy completely misunderstands the pro-life argument. We are not saying that anything inside the body that has a heartbeat and feels pain has therefore a right to life. We are not pro-life because something has a heartbeat, or feels pain, or is inside your body. We’re pro-life because abortion kills an innocent human being inside the mother’s body. Our argument is that human beings at any stage of development are intrinsically valuable and therefore should not be killed. So it all comes down to one question: What is the unborn? If the unborn is not human, like a tapeworm, then you don’t even need a reason to kill it. But if the unborn is human, then no reason is adequate. So this tweet relies on a faulty analogy to show an inconsistency in the pro-life view. But there’s nothing inconsistent about pro-lifers being against killing human beings who are intrinsically valuable and being for killing tapeworms because they’re just, well, worms. Get it?

So, what have we learned? First, arguments from analogy can be a good way to argue, but the analogy has to be a good analogy. In this case, there’s a major difference. It’s the difference between the value of worms and the value of human beings. Second, this analogy completely misunderstands why we’re pro-life. We’re not pro-life because something has a heartbeat, or something feels pain, or something is inside your body. We’re pro-life because abortion kills humans, and that’s wrong.

So here’s the moral of the story: Worms are worms. Humans are humans. And you need to know the difference. Class dismissed.